By Amy McGinnis
Yesterday’s excitement included Utley’s return and his first at-bat of the season. I almost wish Chase had autographed the ball before he hit it into the stands … “Told you I’d be back.” Even with the loss (more on that in a minute), I was happy to see Chase back on the field where he belongs. Welcome back, Uts.
What could top news like that this week? Oh, right … a big, fat DFA for Chad Qualls. A pitcher hasn’t pissed me off this much since David Herndon. I’m so thrilled that I don’t have to see him come from the bullpen anymore. It also means, however, that I can’t ask things like “How the hell does Chad Qualls still have a job?” and “Where should I mail this one-way bus ticket I bought for Chad Qualls?” Taking his spot is LHP Jeremy Horst, who joined the Phils in Spring Training as an NRI.
I tend to think that Qualls’s numbers seem deceiving. Sure, a 4.60 ERA isn’t stellar; however, most of us are surprised when we hear that stat. Why? Because Qualls let up those runs at significant times. He seemed to excel at making things worse. If you Google the phrase “shitting the bed,” you’ll see a picture of Chad Qualls. Ok, that’s a lie, but you get the point.
So, Amaro made the decision to jettison Qualls from the sinking ship that is the 2012 Phillies. Ruben said, “We just felt it was the right thing to do.” Agreed, sir. Qualls wasn’t surprised by the news. “The organization feels like they want to make a move. That’s fine.” (We know.) “I asked Ruben to trade me.” (Good luck finding a club that’s interested.) “I feel like I’m a big league pitcher.” (Someone has been lying to you, son.) “I’ve been doing this for a long time.” (We get it. You’re old.) “I could have thrown the ball a lot better while I was here.” (True story, dude.) I could do this all day.
God’s speed, Qualls.
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Tags: Amy McGinnis, Chad Qualls, Jeremy Horst, Phillies, ruben amaro jr
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