In a bizarre turn of events, Czech phenom, Jiri Smicer will not be joining the Phillies organization. In the March 31st, 2011 edition of Narodni Blazen, the career of Czech phenom Jiri Smicer all but vanished in one horrible decision. Loosely translated, the phenom was to meet with Czech president Vaclav Havel before boarding an airplane to his new life in the United States. An obviously inebriated Smicer showed up 45 minutes late, looking completely disheveled. To make matter worse, as Havel made an attempt to shake Smicer’s hand, the phenom proceeded to kick the president in the groin and attempted to perform a move that, witnesses stated, appeared similar to that of WWE wrestler Triple H’s former finishing move, “The Pedigree”. Czech Secret Service grabbed the phenom and threw him to the ground as they secured President Havel. Smicer injured his right arm in the process. While being escorted to the local police station, Smicer was heard screaming, “Zápasitmania, jsem tady!”, which loosely translates to “Wrestlemania, here I come!”
Phillies sub GM Sam Prophrick released a statement earlier today stating that the Phillies were highly embarassed by the altercation and believed that it was caused by a miscommunication between Smier and Smicer’s agent Scot Boreas. The Phillies wished to have Smicer join the Reading Phillies organization to tryout to be a part of the team’s Mascot Band and be a villian to team mascot “Crazy Hot Dog Vendor”. Boreas informed his client that he was going to tryout for the Reading Phillies, and upon finding out correct information, witness accounts state that Smicer was seen at a local bar drinking profusely until closing.
Smicer faces 25 years imprisonment for attempting to assault the president. When having his statement taken by police Smicer would only repeat one statement: “Happy April Fool’s Day”.
Just a little fun for today. Go Phils!
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