NFL Serves Up 3 Shitty Games For Thanksgiving

November 24th, 2010 by Christian | Filed under General.

I Can't Watch!

Which of these turds will have you riveted to the tube?

Patriots vs. Lions (Please, for the love of God, remove the Lions from the Thanksgiving Day schedule!) 
Prediction: Patriots 172 – Lions 0

Cowboys vs. Saints (The Cowboys are 2-7 and have a knack for lying down like dogs.  Go Saints!)
Prediction: Saints 38 – Cowboys 17

Jets vs. Bengals (What could be worse that watching Chad Ochocinco?  Watching Chad Ochocinco AND Terrell Owens!)
Prediction: Jets 28 – Bengals 3

Thanks again NFL and Happy Thanksgiving!

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2 Responses to “NFL Serves Up 3 Shitty Games For Thanksgiving”

  1. Johnny G says:

    I’m probably in the minority here but I like tuning into see teams like the Lions play. They’re rarely on national tv other than thanksgiving and they have a very exciting and young roster with a ton of high draft picks on it. If Stafford was healthy, you’d have him, Calvin Johnson, Ndmakung Suh, all on the same roster.

    I can agree with the Cowboys losing their spot due to the amount of coverage they already get but obviously that’s not going to happen. I’m just happy they added a third game.

  2. Schmitty says:

    Pats, Saints, Jets good. Lions, Cowgirls, Bengals terrible! Carson Palmer sucks too! Along with both 53 girl squads from Detroit and Dallas!