By Amy McGinnis
I would be lying through my teeth if I said I didn’t love the Cole Hamels – Bryce Harper incident and its aftermath (the first one to call this “Cole-Gate” will need a swift kick in the ass). That one pitch – one fastball to the back – has spawned national attention. Everyone has his/her own opinion (you’d better believe I have one) and, just like that, people in this city are getting fired up. Well played, Cole. Well played.
For anyone who has no clue what happened the other night in Washington, allow me to welcome you back from your winter hibernation. For my friends who aren’t interested in baseball, I’m going to make a video re-enactment. We don’t have enough Ken dolls in my house, though, so I’ll probably have to use Barbies for Harper and Rizzo. In any event, Cole’s intentional plunk served a few purposes: it welcomed little Brycey-poo to the bigs while also knocking him down a few pegs, it sent a message that Cole has no problem exerting authority, and it got people riled up.
Somewhere, Kim Myers is saying, “See? See what Cole does? He takes it out on the batter. ”
Obviously, I support Hamels and his actions. I’m not sure I understand some of the thought process behind the opposing argument, though. Are they more offended by the intentional hit, or by Cole’s admission? I have no patience for excuses, so it’s nice when I see athletes being candidly honest. There are some people saying that it was a punk move. The way I see it, he manned up and told the press – in a pretty lengthy answer, I might add – that he meant to do it. A punk move would be to turn on the wide-eyed, innocent, and clueless bullshit (sort of like when I get pulled over … “I did what?”). Cole didn’t do that. He drilled a douchey 19-year-old kid on purpose and doesn’t care who knows it. You hover over the strike zone, and Cole is going to take the inside of the plate back. Period.
Cole has been fined and suspended for the plunk, Mike Rizzo has been fined for his whiny name-calling, and Hamels gets a ton of media coverage. I’d say the $400k is worth it. Let’s say it spawns retaliation and we end up with a bench-clearing brawl on our hands (fingers crossed). Maybe it’s about damned time this team got rowdy and lost their shit. Maybe that’s what we need to spark some momentum.
Tags: Amy McGinnis, Bryce Harper, Cole Hamels, Mike Rizzo, Phillies


















